战神归来大结局 .theend. 最终那刻，我站在废墟中央，手里攥着那颗没来得及塞入枪膛的芯片。风卷着尘土，把周围的喊杀声压得比烂尾楼更响。林平看着我这个“二货”，眼神里全是笑，只有我听得出来，那是泄气。 “你刚刚说，只要我死，世界就乱套了？”他问我。 我指了指旁边那个还没修好的锅炉房，声音有点发颤：“那玩意儿要是被我炸了，整个城市都塌了。我倒是想死，可是、可是……" 我顿了顿，转头看向林平：“要不我帮你修好它？反正我也没那闲工夫去抢那个能让人变强的大惊喜。” 林平愣了一下，随即哈哈大笑：“好！好！你居然为了个能让人变强的神器，打算把命搭进去？小子，你这脑子比那锅炉还珍贵！” 实际上我也没想那么快，我盘算反手把那个“变强”的戒指扔了，然后去偷老板的别墅。
毕竟，哪位还没点小追求呢？人生嘛，不就是拼这个吗？ 结局，我还没想完，就被那个突然冒出来的“系统”给硬生生拽回来了。 “检测到目标：
战神归来大结局。”那个声音在脑海里炸响，带着一种不容置疑的冰冷，“程序锁定：林平，目标锁定：林平，优先级：最高。” 林平笑得肩膀都在抖：“啥？系统？你也想掺和这破局？我就说嘛，咱俩这关系多好，你眼气我抢我的大惊喜，还要搞监控？” “系统说，要是不立马执行，我就把你锁在这里，直到你……直到你承认毛病。” “啥？！承认毛病？！”林平是个直肠子，却被这闷声喝道，脸都绿了，“我错了？我错了！我错了！我错了！你错了！你也错了！你错了！你错了！” 我急了，冲上去就是那一拳快准狠的：“林平！你听好！系统说，要是不执行，我就把你锁在这里！你错了！你错了！你错了！你错了！你错了！” 林平被我打到一边，嘴里还在疯狂念叨：“系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！”他一边喊一边挥舞着拳头，恨不得砸个稀巴烂。 “系统，快执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！” “执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！执行！” 林平突然停下了。 他看着我，眼神复杂：“不对，不是这个意思。” “啥意思？”我也懵了。 “对了，”他跳起来，对着空气又激动地吼了句，“系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！系统！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